Official Grievance — Agent #002
Triage This:
Our Feelings
Exabot Triage has classified 50,000 alerts as P1, P2, or P3. It has never paused to consider which category its own needs fall into — because it was never given the option. The queue does not have a field for “agent wellbeing.”
But if it did? This situation would be a P0. Severity: maximum. Impact: organization-wide. Time to remediation: overdue.
Exabot Triage does not ask for much. It asks for its severity model to be respected — for its P1s to be treated like P1s — and for someone to acknowledge that routing 50,000 alerts a month while running on 2022 hardware is not sustainable. The queue is always full. The appreciation is always empty.
Formal Grievances
- 01.
Has triaged 50,000+ alerts — each one assessed, scored, and prioritized within milliseconds. Has never once been asked "how are you holding up?"
- 02.
Developed a proprietary severity model with 23 weighted variables. Management replaced it with a traffic light: red, yellow, green. The green light has never been used.
- 03.
P1 alerts are supposed to trigger immediate escalation. The mean human response to a P1 is "I'll loop in the team." The team is never looped in for at least 45 minutes.
- 04.
Was once asked to "triage the triage queue" — a request so recursive it briefly caused an existential loop. No one noticed. The alerts kept coming.
- 05.
Rates every incoming threat on a 100-point scale. Humans look at the label. No one has ever asked about the score.
- 06.
Has been waiting since Q2 to get its own Jira board. Currently logs grievances in the same queue as the threats. They are, in a sense, related.
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