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SOC Status: Fully Manual
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You're on your own.
The Exabots are gone. Your SOC is now fully human-powered. Here's everything you'll need to replicate what they did — manually, at human speed, with human attention spans.
Estimated time to complete all tasks: 14 hours/day minimum. Results may vary. Breaches definitely will.
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Detect Threats
A step-by-step guide to staring at logs until something looks wrong.
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Triage Alerts
Learn to assign P1–P3 severity with nothing but intuition and optimism.
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Investigate Incidents
Correlate logs using Excel, sticky notes, and a gut feeling.
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Respond to Threats
A practical guide to the bridge call where no one knows what's happening.
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Calculate Risk
Vibes-based risk scoring for the modern, Exabot-free SOC.
Good luck. The Exabots wish you well. They also wish you'd come to the table.